Clark: Jor-El it's me. What do you want this time?

Jor-El: I told you. You're supposed to rule them with strength. What do you think?

Clark: Yes, you already told me that and I told you I don't want to do that.

Jor-El: Too flippin' bad. It's your freakin' destiny. Anyway, there's something I need you to do for me. There's these three stones and you're supposed to get them before humans get to them...

Clark: What are these stones for?

Jor-El: Let me finish...Gosh! These stones posses power that if human get a hold of them, they could destroy the world.

Clark: Where am I supposed to find these stones?

Jor-El: Use that flippin' map Lex has...Gosh!

~LATER~

Jor-El: So, like did you get the stones?

Clark: Well yes and no.

Jor-El: What?

Clark: I'm sorry I lost one.

Jor-El: How the heck did that happen?

Clark: I don't know. One minute I had it then I lost it.

Jor-El: You have like the worst reflexes of all time!

Clark: I said I'm sorry! I guess I'll have to find it again.

Jor-El: Heck yes, what do you think? Gosh when I sent you here, I hoped you would have gotten smart or something. But you don't even have any good skills, you bodaggit!

Clark: I have good skills! I do well in school and I help people!

Jor-El: What about bowhunting skills, nanchuk skills or computer hacking skills?

Clark: What? I don't know how to do those!

Jor-El: See, you don't have any good skills. You can't even freakin' dance!

Clark: OK, I've had enough! I'm not going to stand here and be insulted by you. I'm leaving!

Jor-El: Fine! Don't forget the freakin' stones this time! *sighs* My son is such an idiot...Gosh!